Barf on the floor. Sneeze on your boss. Cough on customers. Hack and spit into a dirty rag. ***** EM. Spread the goddamn death plague up the management chain, and to everyone that comes near you. I had a place that tried to do a "if you're out sick, you need to bring in a Drs. note, no exceptions. They looked at me like i was insane when i asked how do you expense the 50$ trip to a Dr for a head cold. I asked my manager if barfing on her desk would still require a Drs note. She had a sense of humor.