"Women will go at you. They don't give a *****. They'll slap you, kick you, punch you and spit on you... Occasionally, [a woman] will go too far and say the wrong thing, like, 'Your mama's a bitch.' Then she knows she went too far and she braces herself for the hit. But if the hit doesn't come she's thinking, 'Ooh, I got him now, the little-dick *****, come here! I ***** all your friends!' And then she hits you! Let's be clear: Even if a woman hits you, I don't think it's cool to hit back. I've never, ever, EVER hit a woman in my life and I never would... ...but I'd shake the ***** out of one...'Woman, shut up! What're you going around tossing salads for? Shut the ***** up! I'll shake this weave out of your hair! Eat your ***** food and we'll argue when we get home. When I let go I better not hear *****!" -Chris Rock